What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 14:56

You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”